Monday, June 29, 2009

Assess and Correct: The Weekend Recap

It was a busy weekend if I do say so myself. But then again, I wouldn't expect anything less when Eric Cressey is staying at Mike Robertson's place.

If for some reason you've been living under rock for the last month, then you didn't know that Eric and Mike, along with their comrade (wait, Bill isn't Russian...) and guru, Bill Hartman, were filming the follow up movie to their smash hits Magnificent Mobility and Inside Out.

I won't give away any of the secrets of this two-disc DVD set, but the title explains it all. Assess. Correct. The pre-iron part of your gym time will truly be complete if you add this to your collection.

Enough with the plugs! I'm sure everyone is interested in how the weekend went.

Saturday rolls around. We met at the gym at 10 o'clock to go over the exercises listed in the DVD to speed the shooting along. Most of it was pretty self-explanatory (you can thank descriptive names for that), but Cressey decided to bring some New England shit to the Midwest to throw me off.

We packed up and headed to University High School, where Mike has a past relationship (ex-strength coach), and they were gracious enough to let us use their gym for the filming. After having our awesome, double-chicken salads, it was time for the unveiling:

Sexy beast of of a cover model

The story behind the picture can be explained pretty well with the aid of an older picture:

RIP pink shorts

Putting it lightly, I generally dress pretty eccentrically when I go to the gym. As Mike likes to put it, the tight shorts just make the tension way too high. After Eric showed some concern, MR took me shopping to pick me out an acceptable outfit.

Anyways, shooting went well (I don't want to hear anything about the knee valgus on the walking
spiderman) and the voice overs were rather painless for Mike, Bill, and Eric. There were a few instances, however, where I was about to reach muscular failure (like the side bridge glute activation exercise, or the 3 point thoracic extensions). It seemed like it had been a long day, being that it was already 8:00 p.m., but the best was yet to come.

Meatheads at dinner

The big bang restaurant; Fogo de Chao; Brazilian steakhouse. So much meat, brought to your table on skewers by "authentic Gaúcho chefs." My first Fogo experience was the last time Tony Gentilcore paid a visit to I-FAST.

I don't mean to toot my own horn or anything, but I dominated the food in that restaurant. I even felt accomplished enough to announce "victory!" when I finished the last bite of Turtle Cheesecake (mandibular orgasm, if I do say so myself). My only consumption competitor had to be the current I-FAST intern, TJ. We eat much differently, though, so there's no way to tell. His eating habits are way more fast-twitch than mine. If there is one, I am the endurance athlete of food devouring. Seriously, I'm the slowest eater in the world, ask around. Among our table, we probably had the amount of meat you could get off of a deer.

There are some specifics (epic destruction) of the dinner that took place in the bathroom, but we'll not bother with those.

Needless to say it was a long day. Sleep was necessary. I crashed a little after 2:00, and woke up Sunday to head to the gym at 10:00 again. Just a little warning, I'm about to get slightly motivational on your ass.

I had the great pleasure of getting a lift in with MR and EC before Eric's flight home. I've seen some pretty impressive stuff before, but lifting with Eric is fascinating. First, he dominated box squats with the safety squat bar. The real killer, however, came when he loaded up a bar on the deadlift platform with my personal record of 405 lbs.

If you've ever seen a video of Eric, you know he pulls conventional. Well to switch it up, he was pulling sumo. They're still deadlifts, but switching the stance really does make a pretty considerable difference. The time approaches, he rips the bar off the floor and slams it back to the ground. Then again. Then three more times.

Now, Eric's an unreal athlete, and I feel no shame being roughly five times weaker than him, but how many times does a powerlifter hear the words, "He seriously just pulled your max for five, my friend," from Mike Robertson?

I was obviously motivated for my lifts, and even though I only did repetition back squats, the atmosphere helped a ton! Under the watchful eye of these two, I really dialed in on my form, and it's starting to become natural for me. Squatting four bills is just around the corner. A special thanks goes out to MR for using his keen eye to make me keep my chest up in the hole.

Don't forget to chalk your back

Looking back, I can't thank these guys enough for what they've done for me. In this one weekend, they've helped me as a future trainer, a powerlifter, an eater, a businessman, and even a movie star... Broadway is next, right Eric?

When the time comes, buy this DVD. I promise that you won't regret it.

Saturday, June 27, 2009

Post-Fogo de Chao with Bill TJ Mike and Eric.

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

A Different Fat Loss Perspective

Great guest post from John Berardi's site @ Precision Nutrition titled Why You're Not Lean Yet.

This man (Canada K) took himself down to 6% body fat (someone like me is usually around 12 or 13%, and abs usually start to get visible around 10%).

He goes through the emotional side of things, and tells you the truth that it's actually easy to burn fat. There are lots of random thoughts about fat loss. If you're interested in losing weight, this is a great read. It just may make you feel like a little bitch.

Monday, June 22, 2009

We've officially got a dog now. Shih Tzu. Nine weeks old.

Sunday, June 21, 2009

I'm starting to eat. Oh how I've missed food. Carrots and spaghetti sauce.

Saturday, June 20, 2009

I-FAST Testimonial

Hello world.

My name is Lance Goyke. I'm a 19-year-old, hockey-playing powerlifter, and I've been training at Indianapolis Fitness and Sports Training (I-FAST) for almost a year now. I also consider myself an up-and-comer in the fitness industry, trying to follow in the huge footsteps laid out by Bill Hartman and Mike Robertson.

All of the time I spend at the gym is so incredibly valuable to me, and rightfully so if you understand what I take from every visit: learning how to move pain free (my hip hurts), how to lift heavy things (don't forget to grind), how to be explosive (dip quick, stick landing, ninja style), the science behind an exercise (is a Pallof Press a push or a pull?), how to make someone more mobile (the hand-grenade approach), how to pay attention to human movement (is your spine neutral?), or even how to properly keep the top gym in the state of Indiana so fresh and so clean (this is great for your story, Lance).

I've truly taken a lot from Mike and Bill. They listen to what I have to say and don't mind helping me think critically about my problems. They have helped me network with other famous strength coaches around the United States. I've even been offered help with my college courses (no son of mine will fail Physiology!). Plus, both of them are each a wealth of knowledge. Bill just may be the most intelligent man I have ever met.

I know that I will always be in good hands as long as I'm under their wings. All my trust is in these two men, and you are crazy if your's isn't, too.

Here's to a lifetime of experiences waiting to happen!
Lance Goyke

Perform Better Chicago recap


That was some good ass pizza.

I was in Chicago, Illinois June 12-14th for the Perform Better 3-Day Summit. I accompanied Mike and Bill, two of the presenters.

This won't be a super detailed write up, but I can say that of the people I saw speak, Mike and Bill really killed it. Top two, without a doubt.

Since this was Bill's first year, he was placed on the last day, mostly to see how well he performed. Well pretty much everyone that was still at the summit was at his presentations on Sunday. You can partially attribute that to the fact that at least three other presenters mentioned that he is the smartest man in the industry (for the record, that's insulting to plenty of smart people in the industry, and should not be said). I'm sure he'll be back next year.

While I tagged along with Mike and Bill most of the time, I spent almost all of my time with my peer, Eric Oetter, who also did a fancy recap of the weekend. I can say I'm very glad he joined me, because we could use each other for a buddy system to not rely on MR the whole time. Plus, he brought the funny, and that's awesome.



I'm glad I could get some good video documentation thanks to Eric, but I have to say that talking shop until 5:00 a.m. with him was highly enjoyable. And I apologize to him for the sleep apnea.

Best quote from the weekend goes to Alwyn Cosgrove and his Scottish accent re-enacting Bill's reponse to a question:
"I don't mean to be direct, but you're a fucking idiot."


The future of the fitness industry, eh?


Dinner Saturday night was enjoyable.


"Anybody have any questions? Lance, you better not ask a question."